It really is quite a remarkable tail (I know, sorry).
No more puns, I promise, but suffice to say you’d be barking to miss it.
In other news local police have declared war on so-called legal highs.
The “cuffs are coming off the enforcers” and other such hard-hitting stuff.
Don’t miss it.
Meanwhile, this weather we’ve been having.
Been jolly nice (or so people who leave the office tell me).
But don’t get too excited. A polar maritime air mass will be with us in time for the weekend.
I don’t know what that means but it sounds deeply unpleasant.
We have full details.
It was also another extremely tiring day for the nation’s politicians.
They have been busy visiting a range of different places to say the same things over and over again with increasingly wild-eyed conviction.
We have all the latest on the general election campaign trail.
* It all adds up to another wonderful package which, I predict, you would ultimately be sorry to miss. Please do snap up your copy or perhaps try out our digital edition?
Coming up in Thursday’s Courier a dog driving a tractor
