Thursday’s Courier home to onesie-clad bezzys and virtual genocide

Feeling let down? Decidedly deflated?

Well we have news guaranteed to puff you up.

That’s right, the nation’s first inner tube vending machine is coming to Dundee.

Cyclists will doubtless be rejoycing at the news.

You can make up your own mind on the innovation after, or even during, your perusal of Thursday’s paper.

Meanwhile, Scrabble.

A serious game played by serious coves. surely?

Not any more.

Now it’s the kind of game played by onesie-clad bezzys.

We have the low-down on the new words set to be accepted in the age-old game.

Suffice to say, the list is ridic.

We also cast our midweek eye over video games.

A new one is set to feature genocide.

A virtual step too far?

Our man Stefan Morkis (more a fan of Chuckie Egg and Jet Set Willy to be fair) finds out.

* For more on these stories, and others too numerous to mention at this juncture, be sure to snap up Thursday’s Courier. It’s braw. If print isn’t for you, don’t despair, just give our digital edition a whirl.