Let’s talk about books. I’m an addict and I’m not afraid to admit it.
I haven’t spent a penny in five years, and I’m not desperate to do it again.
Theresa May told a joke and I laughed.
I’ve become obsessed with Premier League Darts, the most entertaining of sports, featuring the most admirable athletes.
The Brexit hamper is perfect in its bizarre, bizarre flaws. Witness this thing. A delegation of leading Leavers presented a collection of British products to EU chief negotiator Michel Barnier, and it reveals much about the type of person pushing to leave the common market.
If you’re having a dry January, look away now.
If you were buying a home in one of the world’s most expensive cities, would you pay thousands of dollars to pee where Prince Harry once peed?
I’m writing this during National Handwashing Awareness Week, an American thing that happens during the first week of December every year.
Pass. Congratulations, you’re a UK citizen.
Don’t throw that away – it’ll be worth money some day. We’ve all said it, or agreed when someone else did, and secretly we dream of making it rich, like Del and Rodney when they found that old watch after Only Fools And Horses got a bit tired.