If there is a farce more farcical than the Turner Prize then it is a farce I am yet to experience.
What does a child born in the digital age make of newspaper newsrooms?
“Babies are always a blessing”.
We are all going to die and one in 25 kids think potatoes come from pigs don’t miss Thursday’s Courier
Would you like to know when you are going to die?
“Poorly organised and unprofessional”.
When William Marton Moulston invented the polygraph, little could he have imagined it would become a staple part of the daily entertainment of students and other assorted layabouts across the UK.
The working week is set to end with not so much a bang as a resounding BOOM likely to be felt (not to mention heard) across the planet.
It would help if you hum the haunting theme tune to Grand Designs from this point.
The world is quite busy just now but it should stop to listen to Jamie McGoldrick.
Something awful and utterly terrifying happened on Friday.