Football is run solely for the benefit of the people in football. The paying fans are strictly an afterthought.
Hampden Park has had its day in the sun and it’s now time for Scottish football to put the old stadium out of its misery.
I once sent the Scottish football press corps into hysterical laughter on a trip abroad, when I donned my hastily packed budgie smuggler swimming trunks.
David Cameron isn’t the only one who got a shock in Europe this week.