Last night Britain fell through the floor.
Remember the Cambridge spies?
And so it begins, the unravelling of the British political system, just as Britain breaks ties with Europe, and quite possibly unravels altogether.
ALEX BELL: A post-Brexit Scotland must act quickly to maximise benefit of not being under EU governance rules
The Scottish Government is going to need more than an emergency budget come Brexit.
The commissioners dartboard at Netflix must have more holes than a doily.
You are a smart kid in Berlin and thinking “what happens if Britain drops out of the EU without a deal?”
The lights are going out all over Britain, smothered by ego and stupidity.
There is something Greek about the story of Salmond and Sturgeon – the mentor falling out with the protégé.
Nicola Sturgeon has a tough year ahead.
If in doubt, comedians fall back on a safe joke.