Okay, this is going to be something of a departure from recent editions of T2G. About as opposite as you can imagine, in fact.
The so-called "beautiful game" has the unstinting ability to deliver extra chapters which only add to my already heavily-weighted volume of antipathy towards it.
If you asked the average man in the street to name a contemporary poet of note I guess they might struggle.
Craig Melville, Alex Salmond and MSP Mark McDonald all made the headlines for the wrong reasons last week.
A glance at the leagues will show Cowdenbeath FC propping up the whole of Scottish football but the venerable club faces much more than a mere fight against relegation.
Police in Fife have issued a CCTV image of missing St Andrews University student Duncan Sim as the search for him continues.
Dundee students vow to “ramp up” pressure on university bosses following first round of pensions strikes
Dundee students protesting changes to their lecturers’ pensions say they will "ramp up" pressure on university bosses, despite the first round of strikes coming to an end.
An 86-year-old man who received groundbreaking stem cell treatment for macular degeneration says he feels “so lucky” to have his sight back.
Dundee United have announced energy company Utilita as their new shirt sponsors for the next two seasons.
A new community fund has been set up to help Cowdenbeath FC in its fight for survival.