He's known as Oor Wullie, Your Wullie, A'Body's Wullie.
"Life is a gift. Never forget to enjoy and bask in every moment you are in."
You'd have to be a REALLY big Gary Barlow fan to want to stump up the price, but a £168 "VIP" ticket is offering concert-goers the chance to get close to the star when he plays in Dundee next year.
The SFA has ruled out any new disciplinary action following today's landmark "Big Tax Case" ruling against Rangers FC.
Take That star Gary Barlow is coming to play "intimate" solo shows in Dundee and Perth next year.
If the last five years are anything to go by, the fight for the newly-renamed Lochgelly, Cardenden and Benarty ward is more than likely to be a close contest.
It's an age old rivalry that's had some fuel added to the flames in recent weeks, with one councillor claiming Aberdeen is Scotland's "forgotten city" following a major jobs boost for Dundee.
One person was taken to hospital after fire broke out in a house in St Mary's in Dundee on Sunday evening.
Police in Perth are hunting a "despicable" thief who stole an elderly woman's handbag.
Looks like I got my wish.