It was used toilet paper. The scrap floated past, like seaweed. For the first swim of the holiday, it wasn’t a good start. We are promised paradise, but get partially decayed toilet paper in the salty waters of the Mediterranean.
It is strange how Britain has two similar nationalist governments.
I went to a posh school and despite moving house many times, they track me down and send letters asking for donations.
Back in 1999, the night before it was announced, John Swinney was bounced into accepting the “Penny For Scotland” policy.
For a story to hold the imagination, it needs to be simple.
The SNP need to move fast to avoid getting caught up in the Panama Papers scandal. As it stands, they appear to be on the side of the criminals.
Valentine’s Day approaches with all the joy and anxiety we associate with love.
You wonder if the speech writer who had Nicola Sturgeon say she would “reset” Indyref2 knew the law – to reset is to sell stolen goods. Not the best connotation to bring to mind.
The referendum White Paper marked today as Independence Day.
Should a man be bitten by the Brazilian Wandering Spider, he will experience multiple erections over several days. After that, too much damage means the proud days are over.