Morrissey, before he went completely off-piste, once said that every day in a provincial town is like a Sunday.
Welcome, then, to the roaring 2020s.
Spoilers are everywhere.
Just over 80 years ago Germany invaded Poland triggering the Second World War and, 39 years later, my birth.
Well, that’s Brian Cox’s appearance in stoner comedy Super Troopers explained at last.