Last night Britain fell through the floor.
The commissioners dartboard at Netflix must have more holes than a doily.
If in doubt, comedians fall back on a safe joke.
What to do with an empty airport?
Remember the Cambridge spies?
Greta Thunberg and the Extinction Rebellion (ER) have their critics, but the evidence is clearly on their side. The broadcast media collectively reported the ER protests as “middle-class people disrupt traffic shock” – a lazy cop-out from the real story.
Newspaper convention means that two rows of head shots on a front page means either a gang has been convicted, or a tragedy has occurred. It’s hard to tell if Tory leadership candidates are culprits or victims.
As the wedding party slipped into the second day, folk were losing their grip on sanity.
The lights are going out all over Britain, smothered by ego and stupidity.
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Scotland play England this weekend at the football World Cup. The nation can but dream.