“Poorly organised and unprofessional”.
The working week is set to end with not so much a bang as a resounding BOOM likely to be felt (not to mention heard) across the planet.
It would help if you hum the haunting theme tune to Grand Designs from this point.
When William Marton Moulston invented the polygraph, little could he have imagined it would become a staple part of the daily entertainment of students and other assorted layabouts across the UK.
All too often, in my experience, the arrival of a Monday morning can be accompanied by something of a sombre mood.
Coming Up is never likely to have a beach body.
Beyond the cheeky chants and the somewhat provocative selection of the Dens Park DJ come full time on derby day a more subtle sound could be heard.
Coming up in Thursday’s Courier Run! Run for your lives! They are going to microchip us all. That, and a psychic off of the telly
Shocking news from Holyrood.
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