The last few weeks have not been a barrel of laughs.
Few things in life make my blood boil like littering.
I cannot think of anything I would rather not be than a politician.
I’ve never run a half marathon before.
I dare say Brian McClair has a fairly lengthy to-do list.
Merry Christmas, one and all! I realise I’m a bit late but, y’know, I take my turkey, trimmings and all the rest rather seriously.