If there is a farce more farcical than the Turner Prize then it is a farce I am yet to experience.
What does a child born in the digital age make of newspaper newsrooms?
“Babies are always a blessing”.
“Poorly organised and unprofessional”.
When William Marton Moulston invented the polygraph, little could he have imagined it would become a staple part of the daily entertainment of students and other assorted layabouts across the UK.
The working week is set to end with not so much a bang as a resounding BOOM likely to be felt (not to mention heard) across the planet.
It would help if you hum the haunting theme tune to Grand Designs from this point.
The world is quite busy just now but it should stop to listen to Jamie McGoldrick.
In Coming Up corner we have been known to suffer from jittery hands.
Courier assistant editor, and self-confessed Dundee fan, Dave Lord reacts to the news that the club may be on the move to a new stadium, ending 117 years of history at Dens Park.