What does a child born in the digital age make of newspaper newsrooms?
If there is a farce more farcical than the Turner Prize then it is a farce I am yet to experience.
The world is quite busy just now but it should stop to listen to Jamie McGoldrick.
“Babies are always a blessing”.
The working week is set to end with not so much a bang as a resounding BOOM likely to be felt (not to mention heard) across the planet.
It would help if you hum the haunting theme tune to Grand Designs from this point.
In Coming Up corner we have been known to suffer from jittery hands.
“Poorly organised and unprofessional”.
When William Marton Moulston invented the polygraph, little could he have imagined it would become a staple part of the daily entertainment of students and other assorted layabouts across the UK.