Lucy Penman

Lucy Penman

LUCY PENMAN: The maths of hoarding!

September 3 2019

Before you are tempted to embark on a “quick sort-out”, allow me to present the maths involved in this task, as researched by me following a recent venture into a cupboard at Penman Towers.

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Lucy Penman: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who can make sense of it all?

April 11 2018

Once women get beyond a certain age (which begins with a five and ends with a zero), they are constantly warned that unless they slather their faces in stuff on a regular basis their skin will begin to crack and eventually disintegrate. This has prompted me to compile one of my handy cut-out-and-keep guides. Welcome to skincare routines through the decades:

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Use your head: There’s no grey area if it’s always ‘very nice’

February 13 2018

It has been hard to ignore the growing hair-raising frenzy relating to hair in the news recently. From the royal princes to the US President, debate has been raging about whether to disguise hair loss (with elaborate, bouffant combovers), shell out for transplants or just stop pretending and embrace the razor cut.