MIKE DONACHIE: Scotland’s drug users need supervised safe havens
It’s time for Scotland to provide safe places to take drugs.
Mike Donachie
Let’s hear it for books – an addiction that is healthy
Let’s talk about books. I’m an addict and I’m not afraid to admit it.
It’s time to embrace some pocket change change
I haven’t spent a penny in five years, and I’m not desperate to do it again.
The Maybot showed a sense of humour — and I now dislike her just a little less
Theresa May told a joke and I laughed.
Darts is a game played by giants – with fireworks, too
I’ve become obsessed with Premier League Darts, the most entertaining of sports, featuring the most admirable athletes.
Why the Brexit hamper of wrong sticks in my throat
The Brexit hamper is perfect in its bizarre, bizarre flaws. Witness this thing. A delegation of leading Leavers presented a collection of British products to EU chief negotiator Michel Barnier, and it reveals much about the type of person pushing to leave the common market.
Why wouldn’t you start the day with Shower Beer?
If you’re having a dry January, look away now.
Meghan Markle might teach the royals the difference between price and value
If you were buying a home in one of the world’s most expensive cities, would you pay thousands of dollars to pee where Prince Harry once peed?
Keep it clean, people, or Henry might pay you a visit…
I’m writing this during National Handwashing Awareness Week, an American thing that happens during the first week of December every year.
Jingoism and division in this green and pleasant land
Pass. Congratulations, you’re a UK citizen.