We’ve all been there.
You rush to check out of a hotel and it is only later you realise you have forgotten your mobile phone charger.
Ruddy annoying but it happens.
And yes, on occasion, you may even leave behind a book. Or some toiletries. Or a teddy bear. Or a miniature gingerbread village. Or your spouse.
That’s right folks pick up those eyeballs that have just bounced out of your head and carefully reinsert them into their sockets.
We reveal full details of some of the more remarkable items left behind by residents rushing to check out of the nation’s hotels.
And said list does indeed include a woman who “forgot” her husband.
Another person accidentally checked out sans their prosthetic hand.
Cripes.
Meanwhile, BANG.
I’m sure you don’t need me to tell you that that sound is the starting gun being fired on the 2015 General Election race.
It’s going to a bitter political battle. We have full reports on George Osborne slamming Labour, Nick Clegg slamming the Tories and Jim Murphy slamming the SNP. It’s slammin’ stuff all round.
Away from the whirlwind of politics, and we look at the rapidly tumbling petrol prices.
Could we really be set to see prices hitting £1?
Mind-boggling stuff.
Next they will be re-naming Starburst as Opal Fruits and Snickers as Marathon.
And when that happens, my word the good ol’ days will truly have returned.
In other good news (depending on hour point of view, some think it’s an awful idea, each to their own and all that) free school meals for young school pupils have been introduced.
We check on the state of readiness across Courier Country.
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