What better, in a moment of sporting triumph, than to pull your shorts up as far as possible, effectively giving yourself a wedgie?
We simply can’t think of anything. And neither can table tennis star Gavin Rumgay. Or indeed tennis ace Andy Murray.
Of course, a wedgie occurs when a person’s nether underwear or other garments are wedged between the buttocks.
While such a thing can be created naturally, the term is usually associated with a prank or as a form of bullying but not where young Mr Rumgay is concerned.
Not a bit of it.
Find out more in your celebratory Courier.
We also have details of a Tayside school’s search for an Enlgish teacher. Yes, you read that right. Cue red faces all round…
Hopefully you have enjoyed the summer. And if you haven’t, tough, It’s all over, you see. Sorry to rain on your parade (and everything else) but we have some rather depressing weather news.
But it is not all doom and gloom. No way. We have news to gladden the heart as that Happy Dundee video officially goes “fungal” (as one person in the office said. He meant viral, so it was fine, we knew what he meant). 100,000 views. Wonderful stuff.
Monday was a jolly important day for politicians of all shades. We have news of the ministers meeting in Arbroath, that Danny Alexander fellow up in Glenshee and David Cameron (the PM no less) making meaty announcements about family values and all that kind of thing. Hurrah.
Tuesday will be tremendous, not to mention terrific and really rather topping, for Courier readers. Please do snap up your copy. Alternatively, why not try our digital edition.