Coming Up is never likely to have a beach body.
For us, portliness is close to Godliness and we’ve no interest in losing the pounds in any way other than healthy eating and lots of exercise. (Actually, we could have ended that sentence at “pounds”).
It’s no surprise then, that one of our idols is Dundee’s own (kind of) Lorraine Kelly.
Not for her the fad diet, the eating supplement or the surgeon’s knife.
And you can see the results for yourself as we reveal Lorraine’s bikini body in Tuesday’s Courier.
We have to stress this is in no way an exercise in cheap titillation as Lorraine has a serious message to impart find out what it is in The Courier.
Speaking of Lorraine, she bagged the first interview with Britain’s Got Talent winner Jules O’Dwyer who promptly let the dog out of the bag that all was not as it seemed with her act.
Simon Cowell should have kept her on a tighter leash. Will she be collared for her loose tongue. She’s certainly in the dog house with some viewers.
Find out why in Tuesday’s Courier.
Other idols of ours are sweary Andy Murray and his sweary wife Kim.
The pair like nothing better than letting rip with the F-Bomb to ease the on-court tension.
But one of them has had to apologise for such fruity language.
Find out who and why in Tuesday’s Courier.
Among other highlights in a truly sparkling edition are details of where you can see not one, but three, eighties legends in Courier Country this autumn.
And find out about the cat which lost one of its lives but didn’t come to a sticky end in Angus.
All this and much, much more in Tuesday’s Courier.