Would you like to know when you are going to die?
In Thursday’s Courier meet the boffin who can tell you with 80% certainty.
The good news is Coming Up is invincible but, for lesser mortals, it is an enticing or perhaps merely terrifying prospect.
Away from the rather downbeat inevitability of death, we reflect on the rather alarming fact than one in 25 kids think potatoes come from pigs.
In fact, youngster things pigs are remarkably productive, with one in 20 saying they also produce cheese.
More on these sensational stats in Thursday’s well-informed Courier. We always bring home the bacon. Specially when the chips are down. We’re a bit of a big cheese, when all is said and done.
Talking of children (though moving on from dim-witted ones) and let us talk, for a moment, about Peter Pan.
The little flying fella never gets old.
In Thursday’s Courier we have details of a new comic book creation chronicling his wacky adventures.
We also have details of the wonderful romantic hideaway which could be yours for just £28,000.
It needs a bit of work, but the views right down the Tay really are second to none.
Definitely not needing a bit of work is Dundee’s own Lorraine Kelly.
We have more on her sizzling bikini shoot and her explanation as to why she would never agree to be photo-shopped.
* For more on all of these scintillating not to mention utterly terrific tales, be sure to pick up Thursday’s Courier. Failing that why not try our digital edition?