Residents of Fife have been left terrified after witnessing youngsters “parading in the nude” and causing mayhem in a public park.
Setting fire to wheelie bins and jeering at fire crews, their behaviour has been most unbecoming.
We have the full story, as questions are asked of Police Scotland’s response to the rather stark incident.
In other, no-less-startling-but-at-least-fully-clothed, news we have the tale of a shocking scam which aims to cash is on the dramatic Hatton Garden vault raid.
Locals have apparently been targeted by fake “police officers”.
Don’t miss our expose.
There is now, by my rudimentary calculations, less than a week until polls open for the 2015 general election.
If you haven’t yet made your mind up (or even if you have) then for heaven’s sake don’t miss Thursday’s Courier.
We have news of a furious row over a defecting councillor, a furious row over spending, a furious row over pensions, a furious row over polling and a story about a political heavyweight riding a tank (no furious rows involved).
Love it or hate it, you can’t ignore it. Actually, you probably can.
In any case, if bottles, cans, flagons, carafes and other alcohol-carrying receptacles contained labels warning you of the calorie content would it change your boozing habits?
We examine the proposal.
* For more on all of these stories be sure to snap up Thursday’s Courier or may I venture to tentatively probe why not try our digital edition?