Something awful and utterly terrifying happened on Friday.
It was a totally normal day and then without any forewarning or hype it suddenly got a tiny bit gloomy.
Not only that but it got a tad cooler too.
Horrific, near-apocalyptic stuff.
Nobody knows why it happened* but all will be EXCLUSIVELY** revealed in Saturday’s Courier (for a sneaky peek check this out).
Meanwhile, there is every chance you will remember (for whom could forget?) that Subo once dreamed a dream.
And what a remarkable nocturnal occurrence it was.
Now Susan Boyle’s brother Gerry is dreaming up his own plans for global stardom from a base in Dundee.
Do not miss Saturday’s Courier where we reveal full, astonishing details.
In other news, we have details of a cracking LOVE MATCH.
That’s right, we are SERVING UP some ACE news for tennis fans.
The nation’s famous sports star (Andy Murray, for the avoidance of any doubt) has been COURTing for some time and now full details of his wedding to Kim Sears have been SET in stone.
We have full details.
Courier readers will also enjoy (I know that leaves very little wiggle room but I am utterly convinced the quality of the story will indeed justify the use of the word “will” rather than “might”) our interview with Scotland’s oldest man.
Find out how the soon-to-be 107 year-old was fined for speeding at a less than remarkable 23mph.
Some truly golden memories await, trust me.
We also have, deep breath, news about dogs called Wills and Kate (aww), reviews from the Lib Dem’s conference (ah), details of rocketing petrol prices (gar) and quite remarkable wrestling revelations (RAAARRR).
For more on all of these super stories please do be sure to snap up your very own copy of Saturday’s Courier or, if the mood takes you, why not try our digital edition?
* that’s a lie
** that’s a lie too