What does a child born in the digital age make of newspaper newsrooms?
If there is a farce more farcical than the Turner Prize then it is a farce I am yet to experience.
The world is quite busy just now but it should stop to listen to Jamie McGoldrick.
The working week is set to end with not so much a bang as a resounding BOOM likely to be felt (not to mention heard) across the planet.
Beyond the cheeky chants and the somewhat provocative selection of the Dens Park DJ come full time on derby day a more subtle sound could be heard.
Coming Up is never likely to have a beach body.
“Babies are always a blessing”.
Whether the weather is good or whether the weather is bad, the weather is always a story (though to be fair only when it’s bad).
It would help if you hum the haunting theme tune to Grand Designs from this point.
It is 1947 and I am popping down to the shops.