Labour will surely lose any general election, and Tory prospects are a gamble, but there is a general agreement the SNP will triumph.
The commissioners dartboard at Netflix must have more holes than a doily.
The funny thing is, IT – you know, IT – is not even the biggest story.
Bojo’s tour of the provinces could have gone worse – possibly. He offered a bribe to Edinburgh, Cardiff and Belfast so small (£300 million between them) that it barely registered. Where leaders sought clarity on No Deal, he offered bluster.
What to do with an empty airport?
Tesco is selling a bottle of water for 17p.
Remember the Cambridge spies?
If in doubt, comedians fall back on a safe joke.
There is something very wrong when a political party can get hours of TV coverage to say nothing but scientists warning us of catastrophic climate change get a minute on the news bulletin.
Nicola Sturgeon has a tough year ahead.