The commissioners dartboard at Netflix must have more holes than a doily.
If in doubt, comedians fall back on a safe joke.
Bojo’s tour of the provinces could have gone worse – possibly. He offered a bribe to Edinburgh, Cardiff and Belfast so small (£300 million between them) that it barely registered. Where leaders sought clarity on No Deal, he offered bluster.
Tesco is selling a bottle of water for 17p.
What to do with an empty airport?
Remember the Cambridge spies?
Greta Thunberg and the Extinction Rebellion (ER) have their critics, but the evidence is clearly on their side. The broadcast media collectively reported the ER protests as “middle-class people disrupt traffic shock” – a lazy cop-out from the real story.
A bit like the Kardashian phenomenon, you know you are meant to care about Brexit, but struggle to find the energy.
Newspaper convention means that two rows of head shots on a front page means either a gang has been convicted, or a tragedy has occurred. It’s hard to tell if Tory leadership candidates are culprits or victims.
Russia may be the only party to come out of British politics well in this election.