If in doubt, comedians fall back on a safe joke.
In 1985 I flew from Dublin to Boston return for £400. If I did it today, it would cost a bit less.
This election is a dollop of Caledonian Antisyzygy.
What about us?
You are a smart kid in Berlin and thinking “what happens if Britain drops out of the EU without a deal?”
They say you get more right wing as you grow old. You’d have to be Methuselah before you were old enough to trust the Tory party.
The lights are going out all over Britain, smothered by ego and stupidity.
The Chancellor is a fool and is to be mocked for whatever egregious mistakes he has committed in the budget, while everyone should take note that Scotland is down some £3 billion over 10 years and that is terrible.
A bit like the Kardashian phenomenon, you know you are meant to care about Brexit, but struggle to find the energy.
Woke has a new meaning: to be politically aware, according to the revised Oxford English dictionary. You might have been asleep to an issue but you are alert to it now.