Guessing someone else’s age.
If you are from Fife you are probably so full of beans that you don’t need any more excitement in your life.
Somewhere on Monday somebody will write a story proclaiming it to be the most depressing day of the year.
Voulez-vous visiter Dundee?
After all the wailing and gnashing of teeth we have finally got the chance to hear Salmond and Darling keepin’ it real. Or some such.
As Christmas gifts go, it was far from offal.