Another week, another new Audi. Two new Audis, in fact. The German car maker has announced a couple more additions to its Q line up of SUVs. The Q4 is a coupe-SUV hybrid that will go up against the BMW X4 and Mercedes GLC Coupe. As its name suggests, it’ll be positioned between the compact Q3 and bigger Q5. At the other end of the scale is the Q8, which will go head to head against the Range Rover. It’s lower and sleeker than the Q7 Audi is also producing. In concept form, it sat only four people, although it seems likely the production version will be a five seater. There’s a 630 litre boot as well. Eagle eyed Audi followers will notice the only SUV slots left to fill are the Q1 and Q6. Watch this space...
An inmate has had 27 months added to his prison sentence after throwing boiling water from a kettle at a Perth Prison guard. Anthony Elliot, 23, mixed sugar with the roasting water and threw it at the unsuspecting guard when he tried to deliver his evening meal. At Perth Sheriff Court, Sheriff William Wood labelled Elliot a coward for the way he attacked the guard when he was in such a vulnerable position. Elliot, who is serving a seven-year prison sentence, has more than 20 previous convictions, many of which involve violence, such as attempted murder and mobbing and rioting. Depute Fiscal Gavin Letford told the court that the prison guard had attended at Elliot’s cell with colleagues to deliver his evening meal. On checking that the accused was sitting on his bed as procedure dictated, the guard entered on his own. He then began chatting to the accused about his kit bag which was filled with dirty clothes and lying on the floor. When the guard bent down to pick up the bag, Elliot threw the mixture of boiling water and sugar on the left side of his face and shoulder. The guard suffered superficial burn injuries to his neck and left shoulder. Although he was off work for 11 days as a result of the attack, and suffered scarring shoulder injuries, he was able to continue with his job. Solicitor Emma Todd said that her client was placed in Polmont at the age of 16 and had been in custody ever since. She added that he had been diagnosed with dyssocial/psychopathic personality disorder and the longest time he had spent out of segregation was three months. His earliest parole date is 2028. Elliot, a prisoner at Low Moss prison, admitted carrying out the assault with the kettle’s contents and then throwing the kettle at the guard on March 20. Sheriff Wood said: “This was a cowardly attack on a prison officer doing his job. “He was in a vulnerable position as you knew he would be when you carried out the attack. “This was a crime committed by person with no investment in their future.”
For the second game in succession, Dundee gave themselves a mountain to climb. However, unlike Friday night’s match against Hearts at Dens, there was to be no dramatic fightback at Firhill. First-half strikes from Callum Booth and Kris Doolan had Partick Thistle well on top and comfortably in control of the game. Dundee rarely threatened throughout and could have no complaints about the result. Dark Blues boss Paul Hartley made two changes from the side that started against Hearts on Friday night with Julen Etxabeguren replacing Kevin Gomis with one of the scorers against the Jambos, Paul McGowan, returning at the expense of Mark O’Hara, who dropped out of the squad altogether. Jags boss Alan Archibald, the longest-serving manager in the Premiership, made one change from the team that beat Ross County the same evening with Adam Barton coming in for Steven Lawless. Neither side could carve out a clear-cut opportunity in the opening stages with both keepers virtual spectators. However, that all changed in the 16th minute as the Jags took the lead. Kosta Gadzhalov looked to have won the ball cleanly from Doolan 20 yards from his goal but referee Alan Muir decided he had committed a foul. Home full-back Booth stepped up to take the free-kick and bent it past the wall and into the net beyond the despairing dive of Dark Blues keeper Scott Bain. The Dundee players were still disputing the award of the free-kick as the teams lined up to restart the game but despite their sense of injustice, the simple fact remained that they were a goal behind. Hartley’s men then had a chance of their own when Thistle conceded a needless free-kick 20 yards from their goal but this time, Tom Hateley hit his free-kick well over. The Jags had an opportunity in the 35th minute when former Dundee United midfielder Chris Erskine played in Christie Elliott down the right but his shot from a tight angle flew straight into Bain’s arms at his near post. Dundee had plenty of possession but were struggling where it mattered in the final third with home keeper Tomas Cerny finally called into action in the 40th minute when he made a comfortable save from a long-range Cammy Kerr shot. Thistle then broke dangerously from inside their own half with Ryan Edwards playing in Erskine but Bain made a vital block as he pulled the trigger. However, the keeper was helpless to prevent the Jags extending their lead in the 44th minute. Dundee were carved open once more with Bain again denying Erskine but Doolan followed up to fire home the rebound to make it 2-0 at the interval. Thistle tails were still up at the start of the second 45 with the dangerous Erskine trying his luck from long-range with the ball flying onto the roof of Bain’s net. The Dark Blues then had a great chance of their own when Kevin Holt had a clear sight at goal but he shot straight at Cerny who easily saved. There was a flashpoint in the 65th minute when Elliott was late on Holt with Mr Muir booking the Thistle player once the dust had settled. Dundee looked increasingly desperate as the Jags really started to enjoy themselves. However, the home side had a big scare in the 77th minute after Booth chopped down Cammy Kerr with Hateley sending in a superb free-kick from the right with Marcus Haber rising highest to bullet a header but it was straight at Cerny who saved easily. Sub Rory Loy then tried his luck with another header but again it was too close to the home keeper. Dundee continued to huff and puff but Thistle easily dealt with all they threw at them and Hartley’s men will have to dust themselves down quickly before the visit of St Johnstone to Dens on Saturday in the Tayside derby. Attendance – 3,758. Partick Thistle – Cerny, Booth, Welsh, Lindsay (Gordon, 45), Osman, Doolan, Erskine (Azeez, 66), Barton, Elliott, Devine, Edwards. Subs not used – Stuckmann, Amoo, Lawless, Wilson, McDaid. Dundee – Bain, Holt, Vincent (El Bakhtaoui, 58), O’Dea, Hateley, Etxabeguren(Loy, 78), McGowan, Haber, Gadzhalov, Kerr, Wighton. Subs not used – Mitchell, Williams, Ross, Curran, Gomis. Referee – Alan Muir.
Standing out from the crowd on Tinder can be tough, but with the help of Microsoft PowerPoint a British student has managed just that – and gone viral in the process.Sam Dixey, a 21-year-old studying at Leeds University, made a six-part slideshow entitled “Why you should swipe right” – using pictures and bullet points to shrewdly persuade potential dates to match with him on the dating app. The slideshow includes discussion of his social life and likes, such as “petting doggos” and “laser tag”, and “other notable qualities and skills” – such as being “not the worst at sex” and “generous when drunk”.It even has reviews mocked up from sources such as “Donald Trump”, “Leonardo Di Capri Sun” and “The Times Guide to Pancakes 2011”.Sam told the Press Association the six-slide presentation only took about 20 minutes to make and “started off as a joke”.However, since being posted to Twitter by fellow Tinder user Gracie Barrow, Sam’s slideshow has been shared tens of thousands of times across social media.So, it’s got the seal of approval form Gracie, but how has the slideshow fared on Tinder? “I’d have to say it has been pretty successful,” Sam said. “Definitely a clear correlation of matches and dates beforehand to afterwards.“Most of the responses tend to revolve around people saying ‘I couldn’t help swipe right 10/10’ but I’ve had some people go the extra mile and message me on Facebook.“Plus some people have recognised me outside, in the library and on dates.”A resounding success.
A selection of meteorites found across the globe by intrepid Fife collector Robert Elliott will be auctioned in Edinburgh on Tuesday. Mr Elliott, from Milton of Balgonie, is the owner of the UK’s largest private collection of space memorabilia, which was valued at around £1 million several years ago. The collection includes one of the only pieces in the west of the Russian meteorite Chelyabinsk, which made headlines earlier this year, and was smuggled out of Russia by Mr Elliott. Auctioneers said there had been particular interest from several Russian collectors, with the space rock expected to make around £300-£400. A total of 60 rocks from Mr Elliot’s collection are being sold next week and are expected to realise around £90,000. On February 15 a small asteroid entered the Earth’s atmosphere over Russia, with an estimated speed of 41,000 miles per hour. At around 50 times the speed of sound, a huge, brilliant fireball was formed, brighter than the sun and bright enough to cause moving shadows on the ground, as it tracked across the sky. Due to its enormous velocity, the meteor exploded many times over Chelyabinsk at a height of about 15 miles. The explosions ripped the meteor apart, reducing the massive object to thousands of pea-sized meteorites, which were lost in the snow in and around Deputatsky village. Some seconds after the explosions, the pressure wave reached the ground, causing damage to people and property. A high brick wall of a factory was knocked down and hundreds of windows were blown in, with up to 1,500 residents injured by flying glass. The event was captured on many car dashboard cameras and the videos quickly became worldwide news. Found just hours after the fall, this is one of the freshest Chelyabinsk meteorites available to collectors. Mr Elliott said: “The Russian government told the local residents that they would arrest anyone selling pieces of the meteorite overseas, so my contact had to disguise the airmail package and mix the meteorites with pieces of electronic equipment to hide them. “The package was still opened by Russian customs, and several meteorites were confiscated, but most of them made it through to me.” It is estimated that each year approximately 30 meteorites fall on British soil yet only 20 have ever been found, only four in Scotland. His collection consists of more than 90 items from space and, as one of the world’s leading meteorite experts, Mr Elliott has been responsible for identifying three significant finds the Glenrothes meteorite in Fife in July 1997; the Hambleton meteorite in North Yorkshire in 2005; and the remains of a meteorite which fell in a Perthshire field last year. “Perthshire is a hot spot,” Mr Elliott said. “My next hunting expedition will be centred there, although I will not say where.” Over the past six years he has sold parts of his cosmic collection in various stages, netting a total of around £500,000.
An Angus military policeman who assaulted his fiance and threatened her father with a knife in a New Year’s Day “stramash” has been jailed. Darren Church, 34, who works as an armed guard at RM Condor, Arbroath, was sentenced to 160 days in prison after he admitted picking up a knife and challenging Kevin Elliot, assaulting Mr Elliot by pushing him, seizing him by the throat and pinning him against a wall. Church also admitted shouting and swearing at Rebecca Elliot and Dawn Swankie and repeatedly returning after being asked to leave. He also assaulted Ms Elliot by repeatedly seizing her by the arms, pushing her on the body and throwing a ring at her to her injury. The offences all took place at an address at Middleton Park in Brechin on January 1 and 2. Depute fiscal Isma Mukhtar told the court that, after a row over TV channels, Church left but returned and tried to enter the house. After fighting with his fiance Rebecca Elliot and her father’s partner Dawn Swankie, his fiance’s father, Kevin Elliot, intervened. Church pinned him to the wall by the throat before releasing him. “Matters then escalated and there appears to have been a stramash in the hallway,” added Ms Mukhtar. Ms Elliot attempted to break things up and ended up struggling with Church. When her father stepped in and threatened Church, the accused picked up a small knife from the kitchen and told him: “Go on, you know you want to.” Church finally left of his own volition. The following day, Church returned and there was a physical fight between him and Kevin Elliot. Defence solicitor Jennifer Strachan said: “He pled guilty from custody and has very limited recollection of the incident, as he was under the influence of alcohol. “He is in the armed forces and will face sanctions outwith this court over and above any disposal in this case.” Jailing Church, Sheriff Gregor Murray said he was in “very serious trouble”. He added: “You have a highly skilled and highly trained job which involves you guarding people. “You have been trained to behave in a certain way and have fallen down seriously in those high standards expected of you. “Domestic violence, alcohol and knives are a combustible mix. “There’s no credible alternative to a custodial sentence.” The court previously heard Church and Rebecca Elliot had only been engaged for a week before the incident.
A coroner has recorded a verdict of unlawful killing for a Dundee soldier and his colleague who died on foot patrol in Afghanistan. Wiltshire coroner David Ridley delivered his verdict following an inquest into the deaths of Private Kevin Elliott (24), from Dundee, and Sergeant Stuart "Gus" Millar (40), from Inverness. The pair were from The Black Watch, 3rd Battalion, The Royal Regiment of Scotland and died during their first tour of the war zone in August last year when their patrol came under rocket-propelled grenade attack in the Babaji district in Helmand. Pte Elliott's grandmother Joan Humphreys said she did not agree with the coroner's verdict. "I don't accept who they blame in the report," said Joan, who is a member of the Stop The War campaign. "I don't think that the Afghanistan soldier is to blame for the death of Kevin. He was only doing his job, like all the soldiers in the war. "The people I blame for my grandson's death are the British and American governments they are the true culprits here. "The troops should come home tomorrow. I think it's immoral and unacceptable that the troops are still out there." Pte Elliott joined the army in 2002 and was initially posted to Bravo Company before moving to Charlie (fire support) Company. Prior to Afghanistan, he had tours in Iraq and Northern Ireland. He had been on the verge of quitting the army for civilian life, but had a last-minute change of mind and caught the final flight available to join his colleagues in Afghanistan. Speaking about her grandson's reasons for joining the army, Joan said Kevin did not want to be branded a "scrounger" or "layabout." "He knew how I felt about the war," she said. "But he couldn't get a job full-time and was working in a post office for 20 hours a week. "He didn't believe in signing on and wanted to have a career." Joan said her family were looking for reasons for Kevin's death but she said she understood there were no real reasons. "This is what happens in war people die for no reason." Described as a "first class field soldier" by his commanding officer, Lieutenant Colonel Stephen Cartwright, Pte Elliott attended Braeview Academy in Dundee before he joined The Black Watch. He is survived by his mother Maggie and his four siblings Craig, Thomas, Natasha and Kirsty. Following his death, Pte Elliott's family said, "Kevin was a loving son, brother, grandson, nephew, uncle and cousin who will be sorely missed by the whole family." Sgt Millar joined the army in 2000 after serving in the Territorial Army and served in Northern Ireland, the Falkland Islands, Cyprus and Iraq. The bodies of the two soldiers were flown back to RAF Lyneham in Wiltshire aboard a military transport plane. Pte Elliott and Sgt Millar who is survived by his wife Jillian and their young daughter Grace were given full military honours for their repatriation. The inquest was held at Wiltshire Coroners Court, which was sitting at Trowbridge Town Hall.
Martin Scott fired Raith Rovers to victory on his return to Livingston but insisted there was no hard feelings behind his wild celebrations. Scott struck in the 18th minute then celebrated in front of the home fans and dug-out before embracing manager Grant Murray on the sidelines. It was the midfielder’s first goal since switching clubs in the summer and he revealed afterwards that he had been desperate to get off the mark. “I probably should’ve had a goal by now,” Scott said. “I’ve been slow to get off the mark but anyone who settles into a new team right away is probably worth £1m unfortunately I’m probably not. It’s great to get my first goal against the club I used to play for. I’d been looking forward to the game all week it was like waiting for Christmas to come. It’s always nice to go back and show them that they were wrong to let you go. “But the celebration wasn’t directed at any of the coaching staff at Livingston. John McGlynn is a great guy and I’ve got a lot of time for him.” The result ensured Raith got their Championship campaign back on track after their 4-0 hammering against Rangers the previous week. Raith signalled their intentions within just 20 seconds of the kick-off as Kevin Moon fired a volley narrowly over the bar. The Kirkcaldy men were lucky, however, in the ninth minute as slack marking at a corner allowed Keaghan Jacobs a free header at the back post but he nodded wide. Rovers took the lead in the 18th minute as Ryan Conroy laid off Calum Elliot’s cross to Scott who steered a shot past Darren Jamieson from 12 yards with the outside of his boot. Raith had chances to extend their lead before half-time but Conroy and Moon both dragged efforts wide from the edge of the area. There was a warning for Raith at the other end as David Robertson beat the offside trap and fired a powerful strike inches wide. Raith were handed the chance to put daylight between themselves and the home side early in the second half when defender Craig Sives was ruled to have pulled back Christian Nade as the striker tried to connect with a Conroy free-kick and referee Bobby Madden awarded a spot kick. However, Elliot saw his penalty saved by Jamieson, who dived to his right to push the striker’s effort over the bar. Raith boss Grant Murray said: “Scoring early gave us massive belief, but at 1-0 anything can still happen. They put us under pressure but we showed determination and grit. All round it was a great performance.”
Audi’s relentless release of new models continues with the launch of its smallest SUV. The Q2 goes on sale in the UK next week with prices starting at £22,380. There’s an extensive selection of petrol and diesel power trains as well as the option of front or Quattro four-wheel drive. More models will be added to the range later on, including powerful SQ2 and RSQ2 versions. Aimed squarely at a younger audience, the Q2 has bolder, sharper lines and a different shape to Audi’s bigger SUVs, the Q3, Q5 and Q7. Although it’s clearly meant more for buzzing around cities than growling across farmland, cladding and skid plates lend it an aura of ruggedness. Audi is also offering a range of vibrant colours to deepen the Q2’s appeal to youthful buyers. The interior is as plush as you’d expect from Audi, justifying its price hike over similarly sized SUVs like the Nissan Juke and Honda HR-V. The materials are high quality – softtouch plastics, leather on higher spec cars and brushed aluminium trim elements all blended into a smart-looking package. As standard, drivers get a seven-inch infotainment screen on top of the dashboard. It’s operated through Audi’s rotary dial system that’s far more intuitive and easier to use when on the move than rivals’ touchscreen systems. Among the many options is Audi’s excellent Virtual Cockpit - a 12.3in screen that replaces the manual instruments behind the steering wheel. Overall, the Q2 is 4.7in shorter than the A3 hatchback, but Audi says there’s enough leg and headroom for two adult passengers in the back. Boot space comes in at 405 litres – 50 more than you’ll find in the A3 hatchback and rival Nissan Juke, although it trails the Mini Countryman by the same amount. To begin with, the only diesel option is a 1.6 litre with 114bhp, although a more powerful 184bhp 2.0 litre unit will be added to the range soon. Similarly, the petrol engine range is limited for now but will be expanded by the end of the year. The 1.4 litre, 148bhp unit offered now will be joined by 1.0 litre, 114bhp three cylinder turbo and 2.0 litre, 187bhp options – the latter coming with an S-Tronic automatic gearbox. When it arrives the 1.0 litre petrol version will be the cheapest model in the range with a price tag of £20,230. Courier Motoring has yet to get its hands on the car but early reviews have been very positive and Audi looks to have yet another winner on its hands. email@example.com
Audi’s Q2 was one of the first premium compact SUVs on the market. It sits below the Q3, Q5 and the gigantic, seven seat Q7 in Audi’s ever growing range. Although it’s about the same size as the Nissan Juke or Volkswagen T-Roc, its price is comparable with the much larger Nissan X-Trail or Volkswagen Tiguan. Even a basic Q2 will set you back more than £21,000 and top whack is £38,000. Then there’s the options list which is extensive to say the least. My 2.0 automatic diesel Quattro S Line model had a base price of £30,745 but tipped the scales at just over £40,000 once a plethora of additions were totted up. Size isn’t everything, however. In recent years there’s been a trend of buyers wanting a car that’s of premium quality but compact enough to zip around town. It may be a step down in size but the Q2 doesn’t feel any less classy than the rest of Audi’s SUV range. The interior looks great and is user friendly in a way that more mainstream manufacturers have never been able to match. The simple rotary dial and shortcut buttons easily trounce touchscreen systems, making it a cinch to skim through the screen’s menus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eQ5p5Z7-Ek&list=PLUEXizskBf1nbeiD_LqfXXsKooLOsItB0 There’s a surprising amount of internal space too. I took three large adults from Dundee to Stirling and no one complained about feeling cramped. As long as you don’t have a tall passenger behind a tall driver you can easily fit four adults. At 405 litres the boot’s big too – that’s 50 litres more than a Nissan Juke can muster. Buyers can pick from 1.0 and 1.4 litre petrol engines or 1.6 and 2.0 litre TDIs. Most Q2s are front wheel drive but Audi’s Quattro system is standard on the 2.0 diesel, as is a seven-speed S Tronic gear box. On the road there’s a clear difference between this and SUVs by manufacturers like Nissan, Seat and Ford. Ride quality, while firm, is tremendously smooth. Refinement is excellent too, with road and tyre noise kept out of the cabin. It sits lower than the Q3 or Q5 and this improves handling, lending the Q2 an almost go-kart feel. On a trip out to Auchterhouse, with plenty of snow still on the ground, I was appreciative of the four-wheel drive as well. The Q2 is expensive – though there are some good finance deals out there – but you get what you pay for. Few cars this small feel as good as the Q2 does. Price: £30,745 0-62mph: 8.1 seconds Top speed: 131mph Economy: 58.9mpg CO2 emissions: 125g/km