Sixty years ago it was estimated the total number of heroin addicts in the UK was just 59.
Lorraine Kelly has, as fas as I know, never found herself on an alien planet filled with biomechanical killing machines intent on using her body as a host for a parasite that will eventually explode from her gut in a shower of viscera.
It would have saved time if David Strang had listed what NHS Tayside’s mental health services do well, rather than what they don’t.
The Royal Family and I have a long-standing agreement: they ignore me and I ignore them.
It’s hard to imagine in this time of streaming and television on demand, but there was a period where the only place to be on a Friday night was Channel 4.
Spoilers are everywhere.
You know, I don’t think I’ve ever heard Oliver Mundell speak.
I am the anti-Lorraine Kelly.
The Americans, bless their little cotton socks, like to think 1991 was the year punk broke.
You know it’s been a strange week when you find yourself agreeing with Theresa May.