Something is happening, and I don’t know what it is. Oh you don’t either. Well, that puts us in a right pickle.
I have been horizontal mountaineering again. If you’re wondering what that is, pour yourself a small vat of sherry and cut yourself a slice of Madeira cake, then I’ll explain.
What do you do on a long drive? Every time I go to Skye, I get half-way there and think: ‘I’m never doing this again’.
Last week, in a world exclusive report, I revealed how I was stalked from above as I waddled along the shore on Skye. The stalker was a drone, buzzing aboot, making a noise like a thousand angry bees.
I have had the discombobulating experience of a flying object following me overhead and even zooming in on me.
I’m back in Skye, as usual at an unfashionable time of year! I was prepared not to like it – always trying to free myself from the magic spell – but, once more, it overcomes me.
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