If in doubt, comedians fall back on a safe joke.
As the year draws to a close, the mind turns to magic.
The funny thing is, IT – you know, IT – is not even the biggest story.
Occasionally refugees get stuck at airports –passports no longer valid, they become stranded in diplomatic limbo among the duty-free.
Scots want people to self-declare their gender.
A bit like the Kardashian phenomenon, you know you are meant to care about Brexit, but struggle to find the energy.
It is sad news and a shock to the workers, but the closure of the Michelin plant in Dundee is just the beginning of a revolution.
We move as a species.
The world’s oldest shipwreck was discovered this week, just in time for the Brexit countdown. Any parallels between old, wooden plans sinking to the depths should not be drawn – at least the Greek vessel found its bottom.
John Major said the following this week: “No form of Brexit will remotely match up to the promises made by the Leave Campaign in the referendum: they were vote-gathering fantasies, not serious politics.”