Amazing revelations in Friday’s Courier.
Do you remember (as if you could forget) our sensational Bigfoot bonanza of last week?
Well, there’s more this time in Fife.
Our coverage includes the immortal line, and I quote, “I worked as a civil servant for many years and experienced some crazy stuff, but I must admit this was a big surprise”.
We have the full remarkable tale.
Also in Friday’s Courier meet Bob.
Bob enjoys exercise and watching TV.
A normal kind of fella.
But Bob had a nasty problem.
And that nasty problem was a HUGE bladder stone.
It was agony and curtailed poor Bob’s zest for life.
Luckily said stone was diagnosed and an operation was completely successful.
Bob is now back to full fitness and loving life.
It is not, perhaps, on the face of it an entirely exceptional tale until, that is, you learn that ickle ol’ Bob is a GUINEA PIG.
An intelligent one, with plenty of character, yes, but a guinea pig nevertheless.
The bladder stone in question would have been big enough to cause a human problems so you can perhaps imagine what it did to little Bob’s innards.
Read the full amazing tale in Friday’s Courier.
In other news, we have all the latest after Murray fought his way (and his better half swore her way) to victory in Australia. Cue much delight on the streets of Dunblane. C’mon Muzza etc etc.
We also have more on the bungling “armed” robber laughed out of the shop he was trying to raid.
It was a comprehensive foul-up as he:
(a) fell over some shopping baskets
(b) demanded booze when the shop doesn’t stock alcohol
(c) said he had a gun when he very evidently didn’t.
Oops.
In addition to all of this, there is some heavy duty politics (Miliband in Scotland, a big row at First Minister’s Questions among the highlights) and a veritable bucket of sporting goodness featuring, in no small way, build-up to this weekend’s league cup semi finals.
I just spoke to my bookie (I didn’t) and he said (ergo, he didn’t) that if you miss Friday’s Courier there is a “better than evens chance” you will be left “howling with horror”. With odds like that, you would be very wise to snap up your copy. Failing that, why not try our digital edition?