Robert McNeil

Robert McNeil

Driven crazy by cleaning

August 19 2017

I reeled back in shock and spat my breakfast Honey Loops across the room. Could this learned article in one of the nation’s public prints be correct?

Robert McNeil

Tired of tyre changing

August 5 2017

I have changed a tyre. Oh yes. That surprised you, didn’t it? Thought I was totally hopeless, didn’t you? Yes, so did I. But we must upgrade our files now to read: “Mostly hopeless.”

Robert McNeil

Up on the roof

July 1 2017

I’ve been having a high old time – on my roof. It’s not the first time I’ve experienced a strange feeling of pleasure at being above it all.

Robert McNeil

Droning on at Hopeton House

June 17 2017

I have seen something sinister, and it has given me the collywobbles. It was a Saturday so, as you might imagine, we were on the roof of a stately home.