Forget David Beckham, in Thursday’s Courier we hear from Golden Bowls.
That’s right, legend of the bowling lawn Darren “Dazza” Burnett speaks to us as he gets back on the beat as Arbroath bobbie just days after scooping Commonwealth gold.
When not leading his nation to glory, policeman Dazza pounds the pavements of the Angus town.
Read all about his triumphant return in your sporting Courier.
Meanwhile, a shock study has put Scots at the bottom (or certainly in the relegation zone) of a league table of footballing knowledge. The outrageous survey reveals that we know precious little about the beautiful game, failing questions about the sport both on the park and off it. At the end of the day, it’s an unbelievable study that will leave few Scots over the moon. Brian.
In better news you can, should, and indeed must, pick up Thursday’s Courier if for no other reason than you will be thus introduced to Jim Thomson.
The amazing Fifer has only gone and topped a vegetable growing competition for the 24TH time. Wowser.
That’s right the green-fingered expert has proved he is top of the crops again. Admittedly, it would have been a turnip for the books had he not won.
Indeed he is already a front runner (bean) for next year’s contest.
That’s shallot for now but for all of these puns, and a veritable plethora of others (all of which are copyright our very own Leeza Clark she really knows her onions) lettuce tell you that The Courier is the only place to be.
When you chuck in news of a legendary shark hunter and referendum debate fall-out (unrelated) it really does start to look like a particularly fruity, not to mention downright unmissable, edition.
It is my duty to tell you not in any threatening or unpleasant manner, rather in a very matter-of-fact way that you will be terribly sorry and regretful if you miss it. Please don’t feel that way. Do snap up your copy. Failing that, why on earth not try our digital edition. There’s lots to gain and only a teensy-weensy, frankly negligible amount (circa 69p in fact) to lose.