Grammar
One day, our lack of straight talking will be the death of us
OH MY WORD: Spelling matters, as any fule kno
OH MY WORD: Any word, any word, any word, is not convincing, not convincing, not convincing
You will inevitably come to a point in life where you complain about semantic change
OH MY WORD: What does a butcher’s dog mean to you?
OH MY WORD: I admire scene-setting descriptive sentence but prefer to keep it short
It’s a sweeping statement, but if you are old you’re more likely to be right.
There is only one correct way to organise your cutlery drawer
Everyone wants to be different and I’m the same, and you can quote me on that
Shout invective, bray support . . . but surely they could spell Dominic Cummings’ name correctly
OH MY WORD: I think Donald Trump might be suffering from being a mumpsimus
OH MY WORD: Are you longing to see your mummy?
OH MY WORD: What’s the Cockney Rhyming Slang for ‘woke’?
OH MY WORD: Donald Trump is a very, very clever man
OH MY WORD: What do you call a man obsessed with four-letter words?
There’s something missing from the Government’s virus instructions
OH MY WORD: Furlough went away on leave, but now it will forever summon memories of 2020
OH MY WORD: I suppose you could TRY to baton down the hatches
OH MY WORD: There is a way to make every setback into an opportunity
OH MY WORD: Hilary Mantel is a great author but her punctuation is awful
We are living through momentous times . . . and momentous headlines
The problem with doing something twice a week is . . .
OH MY WORD: Why is there such a panic over coronavirus when so many in Scotland die of flu?